Cynthia Davis, a state representative from (shocker) Missouri, opposes subsidizing school lunches for low-income children because, and I quote, "[h]unger can be a positive motivator."
I pretty much hope that the 20% of children considered hungry in Missouri go and eat her.
Ms. Davis neglected to mention when her hunger strike will begin so she can get motivated to resolve the hunger issue in her state. She also avoided the question of how she manages to sleep at night.
I have more thoughts, but I'm tired. Goodnight, all.
EDIT: George Takei = made of win. Link is a hilarious, satirical PSA in response to Tim Hardaway's random homophobic rant. If you ever wanted to hear George Takei say the phrase "glazed in mansweat," you need to click that link.