girlflesh

So, my friend wants to go get taquitos. And I'm like, "Um, YES. If I can find clothes. I WILL GO NAKED IF I HAVE TO."

And she's like, "Um, not on my upholstery."

What I'm most looking forward to this weekend: Not using Clocky again until Monday.

What I'm not looking forward to this weekend: Monday (and Clocky's return D:) being so close.

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Renewing my WoW subscription probably = the worst thing I could do for my schoolwork. :P By the way, I'm a gold-making MACHINE, I tell you, MACHINE.

Also, I was in Stormwind on Tuesday night on my human rogue and was turkeyed twelve times in about six minutes. I should really go kick some ass while in turkey-form--for the lulz.

As I mentioned in a one-line post last night, yesterday my day was invaded by many, many creepers. Being the creeper magnet that I am, I should not be shocked by this and yet I always am.

Yesterday I went to the mall with my friend, Kari, to have conveyor belt sushi (at a restaurant next to the mall) and go to a movie. I'd never had sushi before and I loved it. :D I'm excited to go again!

After we left the sushi restaurant and actually entered the mall, we still had a couple hours to kill before our movie started so we headed for the Apple Store so I could check out the new 27" iMac.

On our way, a crazy kiosk man comes at us from the side, shoves dixie cups containing a mysterious melon-colored liquid into our hands, and commands us to drink. He kept promising there wasn't tequila in it.

And you know what we did?

WE DRANK IT. Our only excuse was that we were frightened of the crazy kiosk man who kept talking about tequila and how he bites his nails. He also demanded we come over to his kiosk (no idea which one it was!) and let him perform an unnamed "procedure" which would only take 50 seconds. At this point, I inch around and hide behind Kari. We decline his offer about 8 times and declare we have a movie to catch and then make a break for it.

The fact that the movie didn't start for over two hours? Minor detail.

The first thing we both do, as soon as we reach our Apple Store refuge, is pull out our phones and tweet that shit so fast. You know you're a little addicted when... </nerds>

We've decided that side of the mall is dead to us now. We can never return.

Then we saw Cirque du Freak which wasn't as bad as I was expecting! Despite its flaws, I actually enjoyed it--it was funny. However, I have never seen a movie filled with so many damn creepers in it. And everybody just went along with the creepers, without mentioning the fact that they were clearly the creepiest creepers who ever creeped!

And on the way home, Kari and I were convinced the bus driver was going to kill us all. The PA system crackled and in a super-creepy and wheezy voice, informed us that the bus was past Tukwila Boulevard or something. Then he kept randomly stopping the bus on the side of the road for a few moments in random, completely dark areas and we kept having these "Oh my God, where the hell are we? Are we going to die?!!" moments every time it happened. I kept seeing a stereotypical horror movie play out in my head. The driver would slowly get up from his seat and turn to face the passengers. Perhaps a large scar would grace his face. And then we'd all effing die and that would be the beginning of the horror film. We'd be dead before the title even showed.

He also blew right past a group of teenage girls standing at the bus stop despite the fact that bus is the only bus that stops at that stop. It may have been the luckiest thing that ever happened to him because I'm surprised I made it out of there alive.

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* I'm trying to decide between a brand new 27" iMac (the one with the 2.8GHz i7 processor) and a refurbished MacBook Pro (17", antiglare, 3.06GHz Core 2 Duo) and wasn't sure if a 27" screen is too huge for the space I have. Another post is in the works about this.

** missambs says: .............. if someone's like "THERE IS NO TEQUILA," that means there is rum.

Guys, I noticed earlier today that I get a lot of DANIEL RADCLIFFE IS GAY and nip slip spam on Donut.nu, for some reason. Is that beautiful or is that beautiful?

You know what's not beautiful? Tila Tequila porn spam. D:

Today This week was awesome because:

1) I saw Rufus Wainwright live with my mom on Sunday! It was amazing, he was amazing, and if we weren't both gay, we would be married. No, srsly, I just want him to sit in the corner and sing to me, always.

2) I made hateable understand exactly how goddamn crazy my dad is. SHE WILL NEVER DOUBT HIS MENTAL INSTABILITY AGAIN.

3) Tomorrow I'm actually going to answer my Question Tuesday questions. You guys should ask me more questions in the comments of this post! Ask me anything you'd like!

4) I'm reading Going Bovine by Libba Bray which is a comedy about mad cow disease. Yeah, really. It's hysterical so far. I'm also reading Wide Awake by David Levithan which I'm also enjoying. It takes place in the nearish future, probably 30-50 years from now, when a gay Jewish man is elected president which is basically ~revolutionary~. The main character is a gay Jewish teenage boy and heavily into politics, but then the election is called into question by crazy bitches. It's pretty good so far, I'm definitely enjoying it.

5) I researched and wrote my entire first draft of my research paper on Wednesday because the first draft was due THURSDAY. It was supposed to be 12-15 pages long. I wrote 14. Showed up to class on Thursday and was the only person who had written more than seven pages. Sigh.

6) I know for a fact I got a perfect score on my French exam today. Le chat est sous le table. Aimez-vous fromage? C'é aranciata?

7) Spent an hour on Omegle, trying to see if anybody on there WASN'T a creeper. Tomorrow I will make an epic post with all of the hilarious responses I received. Here's a teaser:

You: Do you like goldfish?
Stranger: yeah
You: Aren't they delicious?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: show me yo titties
You: Do you have a problem with man boobs?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: up for cam sex
You: Grandma?!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hey
You: Are you a creeper?
Stranger: yes i am
Stranger: sorry
You: Thanks for admitting it.

8) Today I was standing on the bus and, of course, all of the bondage and escort ads fell out of the newspaper I was holding and fell on an old woman's head. She looked very dismayed that a whole lot of transvestite hooker ass had just rained down upon her face. D:

1) Rufus Wainwright is fucking amazing live.

2) He is also hilarious.

3) Fact: If we weren't both gay, he would be my husband.

4) I just want him to sit in the corner and sing to me, always.

5) Also, hateable? "Clowns bother me......."

Dear Fandom,

Jensen was never going to go for you anyway because your eyelashes cannot match the awesomeness of his ridiculous eyelashes. So suck it the fuck up, princesses.

No love,
girlflesh

Earlier today I realized that a girl I went to elementary and high school with totally looks like Jon Stewart*.

I have been wondering for years why Jon Stewart looked familiar to me. Not just because I see his face all over the goddamn place, but like I knew him.

NOW I KNOW.

My life actually really does feel more complete now. No, seriously.

*etzyofi can back me up on this one--she saw the visual evidence!

I got this DVD from the library called Not Gay. Because I saw it on the shelf and I was all. o_O



Guys, this title is A LIE. And I can prove it:



/end shitty iPhone pictures

Are you guys convinced, as I am, that this title is entirely false advertising? ;)

In all seriousness, I have not watched it yet. I WILL LET YOU KNOW IF IT IS A LIE.

In the past 39 hours I have had:

1. three bananas
2. about 2.5 cups of yams
3. a bowl of banana oatmeal
4. a bowl of strawberry oatmeal
5. half a graham cracker
5. a gigantic red grape that would have made Ofelia from El laberinto jealous to the maaax
5. a serious decline in my ability to read, but so far no serious issues with writing and/or spelling
6. a tiny bit of an orange-scented highlighter about 45 minutes ago that smelled fucking delicious omgdontjudgemeokay >.>
7. some toothpaste I accidentally swallowed because I took a nap while brushing (D:)
8. 5.5ish 6 8 Wait, no, 7 comes after 6--SEVEN Nope, it's eight now--EIGHT Amps (mixed berry flavor tastes like aging dentist, FYI)
9. two hours of sleep, on top of a stuffed boy dragon named Emily who is not quite the optimum pillow replacement

In your expert medical opinion, am I going to die?

EDIT:
missambs: donna go the fuck to bed >:|

missambs: I'm going to bed.
missambs: you should too >:|
me: Sleep well. Avoid dragons.
missambs: if you are online tomorrow night and have not had sleep -- wtf dragons?

Does angry punctuation mean she's serious? D:

Also, I have no idea what I typed right here: I have just had one of those days that feels like it was two days long (because, um, it was) and feels so crazy it's crazy crazy crazy and your brain is just fried fried fried but gooooing because you are wired and it's beautiful, but terrible and punctuation stops making logical sense sometimes