Something about the way Richard Griffiths carries his weight in the Order of the Phoenix film reminds me of a Vogon.

Hopefully he won't begin writing poetry any time soon.

Cynthia Davis, a state representative from (shocker) Missouri, opposes subsidizing school lunches for low-income children because, and I quote, "[h]unger can be a positive motivator."

She continues, suggesting that if kids just get jobs at McDonald's then they will receive free food on their break.

I pretty much hope that the 20% of children considered hungry in Missouri go and eat her.

Ms. Davis neglected to mention when her hunger strike will begin so she can get motivated to resolve the hunger issue in her state. She also avoided the question of how she manages to sleep at night.

( Colbert is amazing, as per usual: )

My bank (well, credit union) is showing my available balance to be nearly 300 million dollars. This is approximately 300 million dollars more than I had yesterday.

Best bank error ever, y/y?

I love The Sims 3 more than anything else ever.

I love this old man more than anything ever:


Picture from Queerty.com

P.S. I'm super excited about Maine. I find it appropriate that I ended up wearing my "Marriage is Gay" t-shirt today with no knowledge of Maine's bill until about an hour ago.

P.P.S. New Hampshire Governor John Lynch, I'm looking at you. Closely.

Continued from the the last installment...

"Slash fanfiction for the win!!!1"

"Oh god, are the /b/tards here?"

"[random Elvish phrase]"

"[arrow pointing to aforementioned random Elvish phrase] OMG, Elvish, yay!"

Seriously. Geekiest women's bathroom ever. It's become my favorite stall. Is that sad?

This is why math is my new favorite subject:

Scrawled on a stall in my college's bathroom is this:

"If your fandom doesn't have slash subtext then it's not a real fandom!"

And then this gem follows:

"No one will beat the furry fandom. [insert oddly good drawing of a wolf considering its proximity to the toilet]"

College bathroom revelations > everything ever

I'm reading Jesus' Son by Denis Johnson for my World Lit III class and people keep asking me if I go to church and/or I'm a Christian.

It's a book about heavy narcotic use and being lost and found and lost again.

The title comes from "Heroin" by The Velvet Underground.

As you can imagine, this leads to much awkward conversation.

1) tweenbots

Small, adorable little robots are sent out into New York City with a destination tag, relying on strangers to set it on the right path.

Often, people would ignore the instructions to aim the Tweenbot in the “right” direction, if that direction meant sending the robot into a perilous situation. One man turned the robot back in the direction from which it had just come, saying out loud to the Tweenbot, "You can’t go that way, it’s toward the road.”

Yeah, you know you can't get more adorable than that.

2) We Didn't Star the Flame War

You'll think about this every time you read YouTube or Digg comments for the rest of your life. Or /b/. D:

3) FMyLife.com

Sometimes, this site makes me feel better about my life. >.<

Sometimes, it also gives me lulz. Epic ones.